Every sane writer has conversations with their characters.

Me and Jenesis when I write Malachi and Juno's kiss:
Me: This is gross.
Jenesis: Why am I watching?
Me: Please, you turn away after two seconds. I hate writing kisses. It takes much longer to write them than to watch them... and a lot more thought, too.
Jenesis: You should leave it out. It isn't necessary.
Me: Well, I can't put zero romance. The book probably wouldn't sell.
Jenesis: That is undoubtedly selfish of you.
Me: "Lips working..."
Jenesis: I'm going to go throw up now.

Me and Jenesis when I write Malachi and Juno staring at each other:
Me: AWW THEY'RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER SO CUUUUTE.
Jenesis: You're not serious, are you?
Me: But they're such a cute couple, right?
Me: They're the best couple I've ever created.
Me: I ship them the hardest out of any of my other characters.
Jenesis: Weren't you gagging over a kissing scene just a few days ago?
Me: Yes but they're cute now.
Me: I WILL NEVER NOT WRITE THEM STARING AT EACH OTHER.
Jenesis: I'm going to go throw up now.